Actually, the saying goes "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."

...and it's attributed variously to the Scottish, the Native Americans, and the Chinese.

Penny's Bu$hisms...

This page is dedicated to our silly President of the U.S of dog-gone A.

Bush was born to be prime grade A ready-to-eat processed comedic meat. His quotes need no embellishing.

His contempt for the English language is matched only by his vagueness.

Round 'em up!

...courtesy of the Bu$h Circus!

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Penny's Bu$h-map

More stuff in the FUN NEWS

"You know, if you find a person that you've never seen before getting in a crop-duster that doesn't belong to you, report it....Bush at Press Conference, 10/11/01

"I understand that the unrest in the Middle East creates unrest throughout the region."—-George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

"Mr. Bush said yesterday that the war on terrorism had 'transformationed' the U.S.-Russia relationship." -- New York Times, 11/14/01

"I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport." --Washington Post, Oct. 3, 2001

"And so, in my State of the — my State of the Union — or state — my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation — I asked Americans to give 4,000 years — 4,000 hours over the next — the rest of your life — of service to America." -- Bush at Connecticut Fundraiser

"Bush promised during the presidential campaign to avoid tapping Social Security except in cases of war, recession or a national emergency. 'Lucky me. I hit the trifecta,' Bush told Daniels shortly after the Sept. 11 attacks, according to the budget director." -- Miami Herald , 11.29.01

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